Pick The Tall Tales and Win a Prize

I will post a list of tall tales from my life, pick the three that are compleatly faulse, be the first to post with the correct answer and you'll win a prize. The prize will be real, but hopefully I'll fool some of you since it is April Fool's Day.

• I usually cut my own hair.
• I didn't have my first kiss until I was 19.
• A portrait I took has become famous.
• I could have been an Osmond.
• I have ridden a bicycle high in the air.
• I've been paid to play with fire.
• I've met Maria from Sesame Street.(I hate Sesame street now because the Children's Television Workshop wont stop whoring out the characters to make a buck. but I digress)
• I think Chocolate Cake and French Fries are the best foods, and I'm still losing weight.
• I am a Hula Hoop Master. I have a gold hula hoop to prove it.
• I had a great time in a dressing room the other day.
• I have been in two educational films, in one I played a mad scientist.
• I've been a paid psychic magician
• I've held a boa.
• I once got a job by singing and teaching my interviewer, Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree.
• Once Madagascar Hissing Cockroach got me a job.
• I once found something deadly in a motel room, and we both survived.
• I've posed topless.
• I went from being a Bush supporter to a Democrat.
• I once hit on five guys at the same time, personal best.
• I've walked on the Titanic.
• Fed an apple to a rhino.
• I have stood on the pitchers mound at a major league game.
• I was purposed to in a moving car.Once when my husband was putting my shoe back on a a restaurant a waiter came by and said: "Dude are you proposing?"
• When we had only been a couple for three day, a homeless man told us he knew that God wanted us to be together and that we would do great things.
• I have completely disowned my family and baring an act of God will never speak to them again in this life.
• I have lived in two haunted houses. My room was so haunted the next tenant wouldn't sleep in it.
• I've been a successful street performer.
• I won a dance contest.
• I've been a dance teacher.
• Had a good enough British accent that many didn't think I was an American including some Britons.
• I've made love on a mountainside right in the middle of the trail.
• I've only donated blood once, and I wont ever be able to donate blood again.
• Childbirth was not the most pain I've ever experienced. (No I did not have any drugs.)
• I gave birth to my daughter at home in water, on purpose.
• My 18th birthday involved fire, dangerous chemicals, and a pumpkin.
• I was married at 19.
• I've been to my state capital to rally for a cause.
• I've never had morning sickness.
• I've had stitches, but no broken bones.
• I was attacked by a nest of yellow jackets in a gully and ran out with my eyes closed.
• I once told a guy I was stalking him, not a good a good pick up line. ;)
• My husband saved a Good Charlotte concert.
• Anywhere my daughter has been I have nursed her.
• I've been on the news many times.
• I've helped with the set decorating of a major motion picture.
• I nearly drowned in a river in Idaho.
• I crashed a celebrity wedding.
• In my single years I was once called a player.
• I once got trapped in a public women's restroom and escaped out the men's.
• I use to wear vibrant red lip stick and was given the moniker on "Lips".
• I was almost hit by a car twice in one day.
• Twice I've survived earthquakes in a buildings that was not suppose to withstand one.

If you didn't get enough of Tall Tales by reading this, you should check this event out tonight:

Timp Tellers April Fools Tall Tales and Liars 7pm in the Orem Library storytelling wing. Free